On the Utter Impossibility of Returning to Work After Maternity Leave
- Posted on January 13, 2026
- By Vogue
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On the Utter Impossibility of Returning to Work After Maternity Leave

“As of this week, I am back in a world of lanyards and passwords, door codes and staff rooms. I am wearing shiny shoes and have a collar around my neck. I drink tea out of a mug I don’t own and get emails about car parking I’ll never use.”