Jeff Bezos Announces That Washington Post Opinions Will Now Exclusively Celebrate the Glories of Capitalism

XXX A recently leaked email from Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos to the newspaper's staff is saying the quiet part out loud: the newspaper will no longer tolerate opinions its billionaire backer disproves of. "I'm writing to let you know about a change coming to our opinion pages," the email begins. "We are going to be writing every day in support of defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets." “We’ll cover other topics too of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars will