Fussy eaters have terrorised restaurants. Don’t let them wreak havoc in church

Sunday mornings for the Church of England parish priest are hectic. As the sun shoots through the edges of the curtains and many of us edge under the duvet, the vicar is up and about preparing for flock administration. In rural areas, such as ours, that can mean services in a handful of some seven churches. So they must prepare to chug along the lanes and then warmly greet the noble volunteers who have cleaned and decorated the church and then officiate for 14 odd souls who have bothered to turn