Cover Letter for a Job I Don’t Want but Will Be Offended Not to Get
- Posted on August 6, 2025
- By The New Yorker
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Cover Letter for a Job I Don’t Want but Will Be Offended Not to Get

My résumé reflects a pattern of, let’s call it, erratic brilliance punctuated by long stretches of disillusionment, which I’ve cleverly framed as “consulting.”